Nora's Notes on Biglow Woodcraft

The Gang

Biglow is coolish. Brent is a strange man. 5/10 rating for Brent Biglow. Tyler is funny and likes happy meals 9/10. Justin has hair 8.5/10. Will agrees that Brent is strange 9.5/10. Laura is an alpha, 8.5/10.  Matt prints cool stuff, 8/10. Sara is my mom 9/10.

The Crib

The office itself is okay. There is candy sometimes. They will occasionally provide hydration for employees. There is dinosaur happy birthday balloon. The balloon heavily increases score. In the bathroom there is a shower, this is where Tyler cleans his ass.

The Stuff

At Biglow Woodcraft, they make shit. It all comes from Brent's strange mind. Gravity bar holds stuff cuz theres balls. They also make pickle ball paddles that are extra quiet 🤫. I guess they got other stuff but thats all I remember right now. They sell this stuff to people to make bank💰. So yeah.